kansascroatoan:

croatoanmisha:

we-did-not-lie-to-you-dean:

croatoanmisha:

we-did-not-lie-to-you-dean:

SHIT I JUST CHECKED THIS, AND APPARENTLY THERE’S BEEN A WEST AFRICA EBOLA OUTBREAK GUYS I’M SCARED

now the question is, is it really Ebola or is it Croatoan?

I DON’T KNOW DOES ANYONE KNOW THE SYMPTOMS FOR CROATOAN???

heads up everyone! Watch out for the following symptoms: fever, weakness, ravenous hunger for raw meat, increase in saliva, difficulty swallowing, bleeding from orifices, in particular the eyes, aggression and heightened senses. 

wait, is hunger for raw meat a legit symptom? because I know for a fact the others are symptoms of ebola. you literally bleed from every orifice and the extreme fever shuts down your organs. it’s fucking awful. and the only way to get it? coming in contact with blood or saliva.

Reblogged from katieholmes-fallen-angel